shoot the sexual athlete

i have been giving hand jobs recently.
i have never given hand jobs, at least not to completion. and you know what i mean by completion.
i imagine he is thinking of boys while i am squeezing and rubbing his dick until he orgasms.
i am falling alseep usually.
i would rather be doing something else. fucking. reading. knitting. folding origami.
i am ambidextrious when it comes to hand jobs. this is something i could have gone my whole life without knowing.

hand jobs are hilarious when you really think about it. or even when you don't really think about it.